I Saw the Penis of Keanu Reeves

And it made me faint

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This is a republished article from Medium by me. It gave me great pleasure to write and proved to be THE most successful article I ever had on Medium.

Some light-hearted relief that hopefully will bring a smile to your face. Grab some popcorn. This tale is WILD!

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