About The Judean People’s Front

About The Judean People’s Front
(A.K.A. your latest poor life decision)

We solemnly swear not to sacrifice your first-born son. That’s the Premium Ultra-Deluxe Blood Covenant tier—check back when the Messiah’s actually texting back.

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Help The Judean People’s Front in its quixotic mission to establish a New Kingdom of Israel, to be ruled with passive-aggressive authority by one man known only as Salsa.

What do we offer?

• No peace.

• Mildly heretical Torah interpretations.

• Misinformation with footnotes.

• Questionable stories.

• Opinions forged in the fires of late-night overthinking.

Absolutely nothing is off-limits in the hands of this Jew. Especially decorum.

Every Sunday (Auckland time), a FREE post descends upon the masses, like manna, but slightly more neurotic.
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The JPF solemnly promises not to hasten the arrival of the Messiah until you’ve had time to vacuum and hide the good whisky.

Welcome aboard. Or don’t. It’s all the same in the end.