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Reuben Salsa's avatar

But then...the Pharoah had the hots for Sarah when she was in her 70s and Abram rode into battle in his 80s. Something doesn't add up with ages and I reckon it was a clerical error when the oral was first written or translated.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

From The Book of Dylan (Bob):

"God said to Abraham, 'Kill me a son'/Abe said, "Man you must be putting me on"/ God said "No"/Abe said "What?"/God said, "You can do what you want, Abe, but..."

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Chris Nathan's avatar

...the next time you hear me come you'd better run."

Abe said "Where you want this killing done?"

God said: "Out on highway sixty-one"

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee Wheeeeeeeeeee

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Eric Pierce's avatar

I'm starting to wonder if I bought the abridged version of the Bible...

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Reuben Salsa's avatar

Lol...I suspect many have.

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